Dad jokes: Festive Season edition
Go to your family lunch armed with the best dad jokes on the planet this Festive Season.
Your festive family lunch is going to be a bit different this year, as the pandemic has put paid to our usually large celebrations.
While this is a sad reality, it is a responsible move, as protecting the ones you love is the best gift you can give this Festive Season.
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So, with smaller gatherings on the cards, you are going to need to be prepared for a few moments of awkward silence - it is likely that your social butterfly cousin won't be at the table this year to keep the conversation flowing.
Never fear, KZN. Below you will find some of the best Festive Season-themed dad jokes to not only keep everyone entertained, but also to break the awkward silence when the fight for the last roast potato ensues...
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- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house...
- What is the best present? A damaged drum, you just can’t beat it...
- Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist? He had low elf-esteem...
- Who hides in the bakery during the Festive Season? A mince spy...
- What do you call a child who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus...
- Did you know that Santa is excellent at karate? He has a black belt...
- Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks...
- How did Scrooge win the football match? The ghost of Christmas passed...
- Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley...
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite...
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Do you have any to add? We would love to hear them!