Why Malema SHOULD be president
Apart from being really funny and not caring what you think about him, this guy might actually be onto something.
Zille has left and Zuma is on his way out soon, we hope... we pray.
It's time for a new leader to rise to the occasion and yes there are some obvious candidates like Mmusi Maimane, etc.
But I have decided to nominate Good ol' Juju as the leader of this great nation.
So much has been said about this guy, but sometimes not the right things.
I have decided to give you 10 reasons to vote for him. Here goes:
1. He's an old dog at this game called Politics. He Joined the ANC at the age of nine, which might be child labour but who cares?
2. Raised by a single mother. Life is tough and might have left him with daddy issues, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
3. At the tender age of 20 he became the last real leader of the ANC Youth League. Yes, he was fired but listen he tried and shame he was young.
4. He doesn't mind mingling with us common people at hospitals and schools, unless you argue with him or question whether or not this is a revolutionary house.
5. He is against capitalism; this means he's against anyone who makes more money than him, but boy does he have a lot of nice things.
6. He says sorry when he's racist, which I guess makes it better...come on guys, he said he was sorry.
7. He's all about African domination of the world... well boy am I glad I'm an African. Let's see how he deals with Kim Jong-un
8. He's already like the president in Seshego. I'm going to assume that you don't know what that is. It's a small town in Limpopo and is smaller than Winston Park.
9. Contrary to popular belief he really likes "white" people - especially when they are donating.
10. Last but not least, he said this:“You must never buy an E-Tag, when they stop you and ask you for your E-Tag, simply show them your red beret.”
Well this guy has my vote.... never!