The lamentable tale of the great Usain Bolt Rex

That Segway came out like a bolt from the blue!

So after now also winning the 200m at the world championships for the 4th time; Usain Bolt is unarguably the fastest man on the blue planet.

Well, almost. There was that Chinese photographer on a Segway that through pure chance bolted out of no where, raced up to Usain and crashed into Bolt like Hermes after his winged boots.

Bolt fell from above when the crashing of said Segway and God-man happened at lightning speed.

Perhaps it was his gold medal that interfered with lightning reflexes. Usain sat bolt up right and thunderously rolled over and back onto his feet.

There was some worry about the Achilles as we know what an arrow will do but a Segway had never been suggested as a means to fell the hero of the Birds Nest.

As the observers held their breath and looked down from their lofty positions - Usain...stepped...gingerly - hobbles slightly...then raced off to the adoring masses.

Segway man had not beaten the hero of Beijing, and should be strung up by his tyres for even thinking he could interfere with the fate of the great Usain bolt.