What's the lamest breakup excuse you've ever heard?

What's the lamest breakup excuse you've ever heard?

'It's not you, it's me,' 'we need a break,' 'work commitments', and the list goes on. Jane wants to hear the lamest breakup excuses you've ever heard. 

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At some point or the other, we all have to visit heartbreak hotel, and it's never easy. 

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I recently met a girl whose boyfriend broke up with her because his mother didn't like her. In the breakup (which happened over text) he said that he didn't want to meet face-to-face, but would have to end it as his mom didn't think she was marriage material.

Firstly, they have only been dating for six months, so the talk of marriage seems a little premature, and who at the age of 34 breaks up over text because your mom's not happy? Seriously! 

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I've put together some of the lamest, hurtful, and just plain strange reasons people have given for breaking up with someone:

Yikes - this one hurts!

No way! 

Okay, now it's your turn. What's the lamest excuse someone has used on you during a breakup?

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