Rory’s one-liners for the Festive Season

East Coast Drive’s in-house comedian Rory has the team in stitches on a daily basis with his silly little one-liners.

 So, Rory thought he’d share a few of his favourite gags with you so you can share them with your friends this Festive Season.

 Rory would like you to know that these are all his jokes and you better credit him when you use them!

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 Here goes:

 I heard on East Coast Drive traffic that the M4 had become a single lane.

So, I suggested Tinder.

 What do you call it when someone robs you but leaves no fingerprints?

A stainless steal.

 I went on a canopy tour last week.

It was great until the bakkie pulled off.

 My friend broke his leg in two places last week.

I have no idea how he got the second place with an already broken leg.

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 I think I might have bird flu.

I’ve been tweeting a lot more than usual lately.

 I found out I have exactly the same tiles in my bathroom as my gran.

It must be a genetic floor.

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 I had to put my dog down yesterday.

It was just getting too heavy.

 I didn’t like my beard at first.

But it started to grow on me.

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 I asked the big dude in the supplements aisle if he was on steroids.

He said, “Absolutely no, whey.”

 What do you call someone who does alterations to clothing really efficiently and really quickly?

Tailor swift.