Darren Maule or Nelly?
Why?! Why does this always happen to me?! What did I do to deserve this?!
To set the scene; I am lucky enough to have really good skin. Barely a blemish in my whole life. I don't want to complain because I can count the number of pimples I have ever had on one hand, but the problem is that they ALL, without fail, have the worst timing possible.
My first monster zit arrived the night of my Matric Farewell.
My second prickly pimple arrived the night before my first TV interview.
My third blob-goblin arrived the morning of my first live broadcast of Play TV with Pabi Moloi.
My fourth uninvited face guest popped up the morning of the night of my first date with the future mother of my child.
My first monster zit arrived the night of my Matric Farewell.
My second prickly pimple arrived the night before my first TV interview.
My third blob-goblin arrived the morning of my first live broadcast of Play TV with Pabi Moloi.
My fourth uninvited face guest popped up the morning of the night of my first date with the future mother of my child.
Today, my fifth filthy face volcano arrived! Why the auspicious arrival. Well, tomorrow is the launch of my biggest comedy endeavor of all time - 'The Never Ending Comedy Train with Darren Maule'!
It was supposed to be eight comedians, but my new night screamer might have a spot of its own.