Darren Maule's honest, must-have list for Santa
While many of us may want a new cellphone or clothes, Darren has a very interesting list of things he wants from Santa this year.
Christmas only comes around once a year, and you normally get what you want from Santa if you have been good and nice.
So why ask for mundane stuff that you can buy for yourself? Don’t waste your Christmas wish on a video game or a perfume - you have to think bigger. I mean, this is Santa! He can do anything.
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This Christmas, because I have been so good and nice, I am going to ask for stuff that only the magical and all-powerful Santa can bring.
Here are my top ten things I want from Santa this year:
1. World Peace
2. My neighbour’s wife three doors down to have a sleepover (okay, this probably falls in the naughty list)
3. The one true God to reveal him/herself
4. A dog that cleans itself
5. State Capture arrests and convictions
6. Donald Trump impeached and institutionalised
7. Grand Theft Auto Durban
8. Justice League without Ben Affleck
9. Mosquitos banned from KZN
10. Diet Cake. Literally, a cake that makes you lose weight.
That’s all. Thanks in advance, Santa.
Love, Darren.