Who would you choose: Partner or pet?

If I had to choose between Milla Jovovich and my cat, who would I choose?

This is a tough one!

Let's see who ranks higher on the Maule's list of priorities... 

Trust worthy:
Milla 

No baggage:
Cat

Unconditional:
Cat

Loving
50/50

Respects my space
Milla 

Goes to toilet on their own
50/50

Takes care of rodents and cockroaches
Cat

Sleeps on any side of the bed
Cat

Doesn't mind my cooking
Cat

Will let me watch cricket, rugby, tennis and F1 all weekend long.
Cat

Plays with my balls of string.
Cat

As you can see, the cat beats Milla, hands down. So who will I choose..?

...Milla 
(Proof that Men are suckers for punishment.)