Top 5 embarrassing items for a single guy to buy

We're talking about the items you don't buy until you really have to, because they are too embarrassing to handle in public.

Most of the time, it’s not the item themselves that make you turn red, but rather the combination of that item and having to do the transaction…with a woman cashier.

Especially if she’s a beautiful woman.

Here is my list of single items that I make sure not to make eye contact with the cashier when buying.

And this is how she percieves me: 

5. Rat Poison: You are a tenant…the rats are the landlords at your house. You filthy guy you. 
4. A single roll of 1ply toilet paper: You’ve used ALL your serviettes and using newspapers is not an option. Plumbers are expensive!
3. A 3 pack of Condoms: Let’s just say standing trial at the World Court is easier than buying this. 
2. R5 airtime: It’s not yours but for the 'side chick'. 
1. “Stop Itch” Powders: You are itching in the wrong place! 

So never buy these items in singles. Rather add them to your grocery shopping. Thank me later. 

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