Our favorite Top 10 pick-up lines
The Breakfast Stack has selected their favorite bad pick-up lines from YOU! Take a look if your pick-up line made the Terrible Top 10 list. We think Darren should try them out now, to see if they actually work!
Yesterday we asked you for the worst pick-up lines you have ever heard.
The response was great, so we decided to narrow it down and compile a Top 10 list.
But that's not all - we think Darren should test these pick-up lines on others to see if they actually work...which they probably won't because it's Darren.
Take a look at some of them that had us in stitches:
Teri Heugh:
"My mate used to smell a chicks hair in a club, then ask her what shampoo she uses. They always said Pantene or something. He would pull a disgusted face and say, "no man! You should use Loreal, because you worth it baby"... He came right every time!"
Patrick Ariki Thompson:
"You walk up to a girl show her your watch and say it's a magic watch. She will ask why ? So you say it tells me everything that's happening. Curiously she will ask what it's telling you now. So you say it says you aren't wearing panties. She will laugh and say it is wrong. So you say sorry it's a few hours fast can I buy you a drink in the mean time?"
Sharon Paula Asquith
"Point to your shirt and say, do you know what material this is? Dating Material!"
Biddy McGregor:
"Call me Fred Flintstone, coz I can make your bed rock!"
Wandile Siphesihle Siphelele Mlangeni:
"Walk up to a girl and smash ice next to her. She will be like what the heck are you doing? That was the ice-breaker, hi my name is..."
Immanuel Jethro Nair:
"Do u believe in love at first site or must I walk past again"
Velangesihle Dlamini:
"You are so hot you make onions cry"
André Oostendurp:
"Do you have R2 for me? Why? I want to scratch you like a scratch card cause you look like a winner!"
Cameron Mayer:
"I hope you like mushrooms because i'm a fun guy"
Stacey-Jayne Mileham:
"I was at a club one night and a guy asked if I was from Jamaica. Uhm no dude I'm not...so he says "coz Jamaicing me crazy"
Now we need to know from you what pick-up lines from the above Darren should try out, to see if they actually work.
Facebook us your suggestions, tweet us @Breakfaststack or comment below.
-The Breakfast Stack