Johnny Depp’s dogs must ‘bugger off’ back to Hollywood

Johnny Depp is in the doghouse after he snuck his pooches into Oz without the correct paperwork. 

Now this hilarious clip has emerged of Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce telling Depp (and the world) that his hounds Pistol and Boo must ‘bugger off’ or face being euthanized. 

What makes me laugh is how, in his formal voice, he refers to Depp as Jack Sparrow, the sexiest man alive (twice) – and then ends off by saying his hounds must go home, in no uncertain terms. 

This guy is classic, and too true - don't hold your breath for an invite to the opening of Pirates of the Caribbean, matey!