Darren NOT to do the Maynards jump
Updated | By tanstan fourie
Everyone had an absolute blast at the Maynards Beach Festival in December last year.
The aim was to make the Juiciest Kaboom in the Maynards Splash Pool
This year Darren and Damon are meant go head to head to out-splash each other but Natarah cannot allow this!
‘No...you can’t do it. Darren, you, the Beach, sunlight, a speedo and water are a frightening combination!
‘We have seen MORE than enough of Darren Maule and his nakedness and to be a little brutal, we need someone who is hotter.’ says Natarah
It has been decided, Natarah and The Breakfast team cannot unleash a Darren Maule in a speedo again.
Or see him naked:

So Natarah and The Breakfast team have come up with an awesome alternative!
We are offering you three more palatable options to replace Darren and his pasty white body:
The 3 alternates are:
Alain Tardin

Carol Ralefeta

and Tonderai Chavhanga from the Sharks

We need you to vote for the person who you think could make the juiciest kaboom!
Voting takes place on Twitter @ECRBreakfast and you need to add the hashtag to vote for either #TeamCarol #TeamAlain or #TeamTonderaiChavhanga
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