Darren Maule not at his Prime
Darren Maule knew he wasn't 'fit.'
He did not know that he was fit for ridicule.
By Darren Maule
You might remember what my Biokineticist at the 'Prime Human performance Institute' said to me last week.
I didn't think she would be able to top this one...
It was during my very hands on session with my Biokineticist that the spoken gaff occurred. I knew that what she wanted to say was;
"When I poke you on your tummy, you must tighten up. When I poke you on your Glutumous Maximus, you must lift there."
What she actually said was;
"When I poke you in your tummy, you must tighten there. When I poke you in your bum, you must go up."
So this week she out did herself and topped that one.
Lyn; "You know Darren, you remind me of another person who trains here..."
Darren; "Oh, there is someone else here as charming and witty and easy going as me?"
Lyn; "No, no. He is a little boy somewhere between 10 and 12 but he might be a bit 'special', if you know what I mean..."
Darren; "...So you're saying I remind you of a special needs child!"
Lyn; "No Darren, not at all... Where the similarity comes in is, he does exactly what you do when you're about to do the third rep which is to find anything to avoid the exercise."
Darren; "What? I do not do that!"
Lyn; "Darren, yesterday you got the staff to help you catch a butterfly!"
Darren; "...Oh..."
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