Darren drops his little girl off at Big School
Updated | By tanstan fourie

My biggest concern is now someone else is in charge of my daughter’s instruction.
Till now I've had to answer all the big questions like:
Q: "Daddy, how does Santa get all the presents delivered in one day?"
A: Well baby, the rest of the year he and the reindeer train by racing dragons at the North Pole.
Q: "Daddy, where does salt come from?"
A: Sharks' tears my love.
Q: "Daddy, why don't you watch Isidingo like Nana does?"
A: Baby, Isidingo is the naughty corner for bad actors.
I hope the teachers continue this critical line of education for me.
Take a listen to Darren’s daughter telling him about her first day of school:
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