Darren drops his little girl off at Big School
My biggest concern is now someone else is in charge of my daughter’s instruction.
Till now I've had to answer all the big questions like:
Q: "Daddy, how does Santa get all the presents delivered in one day?"
A: Well baby, the rest of the year he and the reindeer train by racing dragons at the North Pole.
Q: "Daddy, where does salt come from?"
A: Sharks' tears my love.
Q: "Daddy, why don't you watch Isidingo like Nana does?"
A: Baby, Isidingo is the naughty corner for bad actors.
I hope the teachers continue this critical line of education for me.
Take a listen to Darren’s daughter telling him about her first day of school:
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