Can I go to the bathroom miss?

Firstly, yes I get it. It's not every teacher...

But if you were ever given this reply from a teacher then you will appreciate the reply I have found while trolling the ever seductive internet.

Please note, this does not just apply to teachers, you may have that smart ass friend or family member that needs to be put into place too...

Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: *You may find yourself at the receiving end of detention, a hiding or both, depending on the person*

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don’t know, can you?

 Me: When I said “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. May I use the restroom?

*Drop mic and walk off*

Oh and this song is in no way related to the topic... promise. It's just a really good song by Pink Floyd