9 words Jane really wants in the dictionary

After a long day, for example, I am a huge fan of placing my threads on my chairdrobe. And when Mike and I started dating we SO used to hyberdate and wait around the phone with such textpectation.

As for the more-often-than-not and totally not on chiptease! - I bet just this long weekend you said: "I can't believe how few chips there are in this huge packet!"

Thanks to urbandictionary.com, words like this may just make it into the Oxford Dictionary one day.

1. Dudevorce
(n) When two bros officially end their friendship.

2. Textpectation
(n) The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.

3. Chairdrobe
(n) Piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.

4. Hiberdating
(n) When a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

5. Fauxgiene
Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

6. Destinesia
(n) When you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going their in the first place.

7. Internest
(n) The cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the Internet.

8. Chiptease
(n) When you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full but it turns out its just air.

And finally No. 9:

0.8 Direction
The boy band One Direction, minus Zayn Malik.

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