Funny tweets you need in your life right now
Updated | By Thandolwethu
We found the funniest tweets on the internet this week, and put them together for you. Thank us later.

It's a blue Monday and there's a lot going on.
But we gathered some of the funniest 280-character quips so you can laugh those Monday blues away.
My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe
— Steven P-H (@gossipbabies) November 9, 2018
When you want to leave the library but you can't, because the people you found there are still there. pic.twitter.com/c8GvK2vS5d
— D҉I҉M҉A҉N҉D҉E҉ (@Dimande9) November 8, 2018
Me thinking of ways to make money without actually getting a job pic.twitter.com/aJ1wbTgk5U
— Pauline Dussé (@DussePauline) November 7, 2018
They squeeze the life out of you. https://t.co/fBebIyR2ip
— Lord Voldemort (@Ntshalie) November 7, 2018
“R200 Unleaded please” pic.twitter.com/Z0Pq4Mp7qk
— Inzamam-ul-Haq (@Lethu911) November 6, 2018
priest: it be like that sometimes
— madison!!! (@madisonfrench_) November 5, 2018
congregation: and sometimes like that it be
Realising that I have to do well in school because I don’t have generational wealth to fall back on is always the worst part of my day .
— Ntsakisi Nt’sekhe (@NNtsekhe) November 4, 2018
When you on your 8th “damn that’s crazy” and they still telling you they story pic.twitter.com/W5FlEXIKyP
— RASHAD™️ (@MyDickNeedsCPR) November 4, 2018
“We know our users/customers" pic.twitter.com/vFyHc8ZvPZ
— Keith Stoeckeler 🍔 (@keiths) October 30, 2018
When you finished eating a pie in your car. pic.twitter.com/pKb4naB12f
— Daryl (@Burgerboxx) October 29, 2018
So what they be saying ?? https://t.co/0T3roOadQj
— Deon Pruitt (@DeonPruitt_) October 28, 2018
You are fat because you eat from both plates on dates. https://t.co/hDWefybcHy
— Jesse Livermore (@Fragiie_Millz) October 29, 2018
going back home to get your earphones even though you're already running stupidIy Iate pic.twitter.com/0Re0RmlVJA
— b (@boujeesIut) October 29, 2018
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