I hate golf, but I would play this on a golf course!
Updated | By George Thorne
Would you play rugby golf?

I have never been a great fan of golf. I have many reasons:
- I look terrible in golf gear, stripes and checks, a no-no,
- Playing golf requires requires talking to golfers,
- Playing golf requires watching golf,
- I am handicapped enough, why play a sport where they assign you one,
- Golfers tend to be mainly white,
- I have a "look" which encourages security guards to follow me around at the best of times,
- I tend to randomly shout out ''Papwa was better than Gary''
- After the game, Golfers tend to painstakingly dissect their game, and this obsession with their own game increases with the more they drink,
- In the bar they play golf on the TV, and asking them to change the channel requires Board permission.
- My car is too small to put my golf bag in the boot.
But there is a new game you can play on a golf course, and I think this is much better!
Would you play rugby golf?
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