Flight attendant busted dancing in birthday suit mid-flight
A flight attendant threw himself a naked one-man rave mid-flight.
In what can only be described as Mile-High madness, a flight attendant was caught hosting a private, pants-free rave in the business class loo - mid-flight.
According to a report by The Sun, the attendant allegedly embarked on a drug-fueled journey of his own while the plane cruised somewhere over the Atlantic at 37,000ft.
While his colleagues were politely asking passengers if they’d prefer chicken or beef, this guy was choosing… birthday suit and Beyoncé (unconfirmed).
When the crew noticed their co-worker had gone MIA during meal service, a cabin-wide manhunt commenced.
Moments later, the in-flight manager opened the business class toilet door and was met with the unforgettable sight of a very naked, very wild steward dancing like nobody was watching.
To restore a bit of British decency, the crew wrestled him into a spare set of first class pyjamas and buckled him into a plush first class seat for the rest of the 10-hour journey from San Francisco to Heathrow.
On landing, the party animal was greeted by police, medics, and presumably an HR rep, before being wheeled off the aircraft.
One of his understandably annoyed colleagues told The Sun: “The plane was cruising at 37,000ft, but this bloke was definitely higher than anyone else.”
He has since been suspended while the airline investigates what was either a monumental lapse in judgment or a bold attempt to redefine ‘Club World’.
Either way, it’s safe to say he won’t be offering tea or coffee again anytime soon.
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