Fake Interpreter upsets other Fake Interpreters

The Fake Interpreter at Mandela's Memorial has come under fire from an unlikely source, other Fake Interpreters! 

The Fake Interpreters Guild (FIG), has come out with guns blazing, condemning the unknown Fake Interpreter for not making more of an effort. They expressed dismay at the lack of personalised style and creativity. They also condemned the Faker's obvious lack of experience, adding that they would never send a Faker out into the field if he or she were so unprepared. 

As a member of Faker's International, a secretive organisation committed to the strategic placement of Fakers globally, FIG boasted that there are hundreds, even thousands of well trained Fakers across all fields, including politics, economics and entertainment, currently plying their trade in South Africa with the hapless public none the wiser.

A member of this organisation met with members of the Breakfast Stack and gave them a lesson on how real Faking should be done! 

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