The best bum on East Coast Breakfast belongs to…
We posted pictures of all the boys’ bums online yesterday and we asked you to vote for the best looking one! Well, we’ve got a winner!
After 1500 comments on Facebook we tallied the votes and can reveal who has the best looking bum!
*Drum roll*
And the East Coast Breakfast dude with the hottest buns is number 3…
Our technical producer James Preston!
Meet the man you voted for below.
Darren does not look happy:
The contenders were:
1. Michael Zuma
2. Shaun Ryan
3. James Preston
4. Jason McCall
5. Darren Maule
6 Sky Tshabalala
So how do you get the perfect bum? James has kindly put together 5 tips on what he does to get the right results.
1. Buy Your Jeans 10 Years In Advance
That way, by the time you put them on, they squeeze your butt and make it look 10 times more sexy!
2. Marry Young
You will get whipped early on, which may (or may not) include getting forced to do one hundred squats a day (depending on your spouse's taste)
3. Follow As Many Kardashian Fans On Twitter As Possible
Because these narcissistic Twitter followers post butt-selfies incessantly, you will find the best poses and the most complimentary clothing for a good butt.
4. Find A Job Where The Boss Is Like The ECR Breakfast Producer, Jason
This way, you will clench your butt-muscles for at least 3 hours a day as you expect to be scolded. It's a great workout.
5. Listen Carefully To Everything Professor Tim Noakes Says; And Then Do The Exact Opposite