11 funny tweets you need in your life right now
We found the funniest tweets on the internet this week, and
put them together for you. Thank us later.
With the petrol price going up, it’s never a bad idea to find something to laugh about.
We gathered some of the funniest 280-character quips so you can laugh those Monday blues away.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
— Insert Clever Handle (@LMHPhotog) October 20, 2018
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
me risking my career, future & stability for 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning pic.twitter.com/mrvjHdYTqp
— Meezy (@XXXMEEZY) October 19, 2018
i need to figure out a halloween costume.
— Xavier D'Leau (@XavierDLeau) October 19, 2018
i think i might be lauryn hill so i can stay home.
And put it where? https://t.co/frP6JA0mXd
— K U T L W A N O 🍍 (@KutlwanoM_) October 20, 2018
how in primary school when your teacher wys u to write a story bout "your holiday" only to give you 12/30 as if she was on holiday with u
— mohamed jason (@jasonalkana) October 18, 2018
u heard of panic at the disco
— spice momma (@eyezabella) October 19, 2018
now get ready for https://t.co/D1zseZ2xj3
It’s called a bachelors degree because you’re meant to be single 🤷🏾♀️ https://t.co/kTWCfHlcQ8
— Baby G🎀 (@Georgette_xx) October 19, 2018
In Tanzania they know Huku but they don't know me. So it came on in the club and I was like that's my song!!! This girl near me was like "girl me too!!" 😂 pic.twitter.com/bMoQIzn4uD
— #HukuMusicVideo (@ShoMadjozi) October 21, 2018
When you’re tired of hearing “ngriiii ngriiii ngriiiii “ pic.twitter.com/iCSEzllO1p
— AviationDevelopmentInAfrica (@A380Capt_Tumi) October 21, 2018
Me when rappers rap about having diamonds on their watches and I look down at my own watch pic.twitter.com/UW306AMSbg
— Cardi Bier🍺 (@Gershforthewin) October 20, 2018
I'm excited to visit the Microsoft Office. I heard all the buildings have Windows
— Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove) October 19, 2018