VIDEO: 5-year-old owns news report!
Updated | By Rory Petzer

Five-year-old Noah's composure and elocution in front of the camera is just uncanny.
Almost as uncanny, but probably just unbelievably cute, is his excessive use of the word 'apparently.'
Noah was at the Wayne County Fair in Honesdale in the U.S. when he was approached by live television news reporters asking him what he thought of the ride on which he had just been.
Young Noah immediately put on his best news voice, took hold of the microphone like a seasoned professional, and said, "It was great... and apparently I've never been on live television before. Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news because I'm a kid and grandpa just gives me the remote after he watched the Powerball."
The clip was screened live on WNEP-TV.
The Drive Team is looking for a kid who thinks s/he can emulate Noah's incredible talent.
So, if you have a child 10 years of age or younger, and you think your kid has what it takes to do a television news report, listen to The Drive with Damon this afternoon.
We'll make you famous!
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