Dad writes a brilliant Taken-style note to his kids

How do you get your kids to clean up after themselves? Do you shout and punish them or just follow this dad's example of an angry fictional CIA assassin...

This father's note serves as a reminder that his kids must clean up their mess or else WIFI access and mobile phone data will be Taken 

The note left for his kids reads as follow: ‘I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that.

‘But what I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime.

‘Skills that make me an expert in home WiFi systems and Cellular data packages.’

The conclusion is just brilliant and reads: If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

‘But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.’

Check out the letter here:

In case you aren’t sure how this dad came up with this idea check out the original hair-raising speech by CIA hitman, Bryan Mills: