Your all new horoscopes

It turns out that whether for superstitious reasons or mathematical convenience or just old fashioned ophidiophobia, the original astrologers chose to ignore the thirteenth constellation in our night skies.

This means that you have been born under a different constellation!

Here are your all new horoscopes:

Aries (April 19 – 14 May)
You're full of clever, original ideas today, that’s why this is a good day to make long-range plans about higher education, travel, medicine, the law, publishing and the media. Expect to meet new faces and see new places.

Taurus (15 May – 21 June)
Behind-the-scenes plans about debt, taxes, inheritances and shared property will go well today. In fact, you have novel ideas about how to approach these things. Well, who is surprised? After all - Taurus is the financial wizard of the zodiac.

Gemini (22 June - 20 July)
Today the Moon is in your sign dancing with unpredictable Uranus, making you independent, ambitious and energetic. Even your Spidey sense is turned on. Someone older or more experienced, perhaps in a group, might have advice for you today. Get it.

Cancer (21 July – 10 August)
Discussions with authority figures will go well today. Admittedly, you're excited, probably privately. Speak up about your ideas to get better organized at work or to introduce plans to have a doable schedule so that everyone is on the same page.

Leo (11 Aug – 16 September)
A friend, probably a female, might surprise you with some unusual suggestions today. This could prompt you (or not) to make long-range travel plans or plans related to publishing, the media, further education, medicine and the law. This is a solid, productive day for you.

Virgo (17 Sept – 31 October)
You will be briefly high viz. today. You might also receive surprising news from a parent or someone in authority. Whatever the case, you're in an excellent position to defend your own best interests regarding shared property, taxes, debt and inheritances. And you know you can do this.

Libra (1 Nov – 23 Nov)
Travel plans look exciting… along with ideas related to publishing and the media. This could prompt you to talk to others about a writing project or a future template that you will follow to achieve your goals. Looks like you know where you're going.

Scorpio (24 Nov – 29 Nov)
Unexpected support or lack of support might occur on the job today (could go either way) but probably it will be positive because this is a productive day at work for you, especially doing hard, routine, mind-numbing stuff that simply has to be done. Bravo!

Ophiuchus (30 Nov – 19 Dec)
You start with a clean slate. You have no past to regret and no future to fear. All you have is the now. Ophiuchus are seekers of knowledge and peace. You are curious and open to change but will jealously guard your property. Everyone is envious of you and wishes they were you. 

Sagittarius (20 Dec – 20 Jan)
This is the perfect day to reorganize and clean your kid's bedroom. Or you might sit down and figure out a schedule to support your kids with homework or their sports ambitions. Whatever the case, you're in a practical frame of mind that will benefit you and others.

Capricorn (21 Jan – 19 Feb)
You can get a lot done at home today because you have focus, energy and follow-through. Discussions with parents or authority figures will go well; in large part, because you sound like you know what you're doing. How you organize your home scene today will pay off in the future.

Aquarius (20 Feb – 12 March)
This is a good day to tackle mental, routine work that requires attention to detail. It might not be thrilling but hey - it has to be done. You will surprise yourself at how productive you actually are because you've got the energy and drive to just stick with the job at hand.

Pisces (13 March – 18 April)
If shopping today, you will buy practical long-lasting items because you're in a sensible frame of mind. (No ostrich boas today.) It will please you if you can think of a way to reduce debt and start to save some money. You save by setting aside the money when you have it Don't count on leftovers that never materialize.