The viral sex spreadsheet

A recent survey has revealed that men in South Africa are having far less sex than their counterparts around the world.

SA men have sex on average 52 times a year, company Pharma Dynamics found in its survey. 

This pales in comparison to the global average of 104 times a year.
 
This may be so, but not everyone overseas is getting some – as proved by a recent (very public) exchange between a husband and wife that has got the world talking.
 
What happened is this: while on her way to the airport to leave for a 10-day work trip, a woman received a rather nasty email from her husband. 

He had attached a spreadsheet documenting her excuses to not have sex with him over a period of a month-and-a-half. 
 
She said she tried to get in touch with him, to no avail.
 
Distressed, she posted a note and the spreadsheet on the relationship section of social sharing site, Reddit.

“While in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part.”

Here's the spreadsheet:

 
While some Reddit users sympathised with her, some claimed that she may have pushed him to it after rejecting him 89% of the times he initiated sex.

This woman must be so freaked out by the idea of her husband clicking away on his lap top when she has fallen asleep. 

How would you react if you received this type of email?