What are your favourite DJ's Pro Wrestling Names?
Pro- wrestling names are funny, bizarre, and occasionally downright disturbing! What would yours be? What would the DJ's be?
Last night Justin Small joined us. He has, in my opinion, a rather unhealthy obsession with wrestling. I personally think it a lot of rubbish, but it seems that Sirshin knows quite a lot about wrestling, which in itself I find very disturbing.
We asked Justin how this obsession came about, and if had considered ever wrestling himself. He said he had been dreaming about it. Ok then! But I have always been curious about how wrestlers choose their names and the persona's they decide to embrace!
So, we found a professional wrestler name generator on the web, and decided to see what Justin's name would be, and what the name of all our jocks would have. Our wrestling commentator Justin Small would be called Devon Rush. Sirshin Mooliar becomes Psycho Killer, which he embraced with concerning glee! At least his theme song is sorted already!
My full name is George Thorne, so my Pro- Wrestling name would be Cerebral Boulder! What? Trinity Dlamini has to be satisfied with Wicked Lapetus. Isn't lapetus a satellite of Saturn? I was beginning to suspect this name generator was a tad pretentious!
How, I am not easily discouraged, so I decided to see what all the other Jock's names would be! In the process I discovered a truth about the Wrestling world that will shock you! I'll get to that in a moment.
First, what would your favourite jocks Pro- Wrestling name be?
Darren Maule- UNCLE STEEL
Sky Tshabalala- COLOSSAL HUSSEIN
Damon Beard- BULLDOG ICE
Deon Govender- DIRK EXECUTIONER
Bongani Mtolo- KING ROCKET
Msizi James- COLOSSAL AMBASSADOR
I hear you asking, what is Natarah, Jane and Zaba's wrestling names? And this where a discovered an uncomfortable truth about the wrestling world! No matter which female name I entered it only returned one name! And that name is, drum roll please?
MISSY CHICK!