In today's Mauling News, find out, amongst other things, why Riaan Cruywagen is relieved, and what Justin Bieber's mom suspects is causing his erratic behaviour!

 

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Riaan Cruywagen has announced that he is pleased none of his daughters got involved with Jay-Z, because that would be Cruy-Zee.

Reece Witherspoon’s run in with the law has affected her merchandising career adversely. Her line of chocolates Reece’s Pieces has been pulled from shelves and you can now only get her dinner set without a spoon.

Justin Bieber’s Mom is concerned that her son might have an irritable skin condition because he keeps coming home without his shirt on.

 

Did you know that the little indent under your nose and above your lip is called the philtrum, the dent in your chin is called a cleft. So next time you really want somebody to shut up, just say; ‘We resolutely propose you merge your philtrum and cleft and cease and desist with the verbosity. Guaranteed silence.

For many years it was considered distasteful to show a bathroom on TV. Ironically the first toilet was seen in an episode of “Leave It to Beaver.”

#Suarez is nicknamed El Pistolero which translates as The Gunfighter! Recent events have urged fans to change that to ‘La Goma de caza which means Gum-fighter.