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Sky's guidelines for every woman during the 2018 World Cup

The World Cup is around the corner and we as men DO NOT want to be disturbed! Gents, share this with the Mrs.

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East Coast Radio

Dear Sweetheart...

The World Cup begins on the 14th of June in Russia.

During this period, I won’t have a lot of time for you. It’s not that I’m cheating or no longer wish to be with you, but I will have to make every effort to watch every single match.

I will not be attending any social events such as weddings, parties etc during this period, so please DO NOT ASK!

I know you see it purely as 22 men chasing a ball, but it’s absolutely important that you keep such thoughts to yourself and do not express them during this period

Here are a few guidelines (I won’t call them rules, although you know they are) to ensure a smooth and argument-free month:

1. Don’t say it’s just a game, because it’s not!

2. Please limit or avoid walking around during matches.

3. The remote control remains with me all the time.

4. You support the team I support - not the team that has guys you think are cute.

5. Kindly place your phone on silent.

6. Never, ever walk in front of the TV while I am watching a match!

7. The World Cup is played by countries, so please don’t ask me which team is Arsenal.

8. Finally, highlights are considered just as important as matches, so, yes, I must watch the highlights as well! 

Thanks in advance, we look forward to your cooperation and your utter silence.

Sincerely yours,

Sky T

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