Darren Maule for Mayor!

Listen to the audio and read the details below: 

Here is his official message to the PEC: 

Dear ANC PEC, or Sihle Zikalala the ANC KZN Premier, 

Apart from passing bills that prioritise housing, food, and quality education, fixing infrastructure, finally securing Durban's position as the No. 1 tourist destination in Africa, finding the best possible talent and complete elimination of corruption, cronyism, nepotism, and poor governance, my top qualities for eThekwini Mayor are: 

1. I have my own house and car so won’t put any more stress on taxpayers.
2. I can MC my own events and I don’t have to outsource.
3. I have a Nunu dog so no need for extra security.
4. The City has been known for renaming things willy nilly, I’m quite good at renaming things.
5. My daughter comes second in athletics so the rest of the community can experience victory.
6. My ministers of sport and exercise Sky & Keri will ensure a fit healthy and happy community.
7. I have a dad bod so you won't catch me emboiled in any kind of naughty sex scandal.
8. We will get plastic roads in the suburbs made from recycled plastic.
9. Four-day work week with a three-day weekend.

Also read: Darren Maule's message to the ruling party

Perfect, right? We think he will be the next mayor on just these points. Does he have your vote?