#newsbyrory: Clarkson and Ramsay in exciting new TV series
The aggressive Clarkson and Tourette’s sufferer Ramsay were spotted in a (not so) secret meeting in a London hotel on Thursday 26 March.
Clarkson was sacked by the BBC on Tuesday for recently punching one of the Top Gear producers.
A source working in the hotel where the meeting took place said Clarkson also assaulted three of the other patrons.
This, after the hotel guests reportedly offered the disgraced star their autographs, while Ramsay insulted the carpets, saying they reminded him of his 'late grandmother’s bed spread'.
Meanwhile, a number of inside sources at the BBC have leaked information regarding the imminent TV series featuring both Clarkson and Ramsay as judges.
According to the sources, the reality series will be called Hell’s Highway.
Contestants will be required to prepare a full, seven course meal, while driving a 1971 Austin Mini, at 120 km/h, without brakes, through a treacherous mountain pass in Peru.
It is not yet known how and where potential contestants will be sourced.
All producers of Hell’s Highway will attend self-defense courses before recording with Clarkson commences in August this year.
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