East Coast Breakfast Christmas ‘Mash-Up’

Christmas ‘Mash-up’ is the new hot Christmas song of the year. 

(Take a bow, Meghan Trainor, Maroon 5, Ke$ha and Pitbull and Taylor Swift) 

It had never been played on any radio station in the country before – until today!

Get your colleagues together, warm up those vocal cords and be prepared to be blown away…

Here is the hottest Christmas song of the year! 

Now sing along! Here are the lyrics:

ALL ABOUT THE BAST

Because you know I’m all about that baste, bout that baste
On turkey
I’m all about that baste, bout that baste
On gammon 
I’m all about that baste, bout that baste
I’m all about that baste, bout that baste 
 
ANIMALS aka Santa Claus
I'm unwrapping you tonight
Hope I don’t miss my Christmas flight
Just like Santa Claus, Santa Claus, like Santa Claus 
 
TIMBER
It’s going down, my Christmas dinner
You better cook that turkey fast
Then take a nap – the taste will linger
And pull my cracker - those jokes are crap

SHAKE IT OFF aka Bake it off 
I stay up til late
Put presents on display,
Can I get some steak, mmm-mmm
And potato bake, mmm-mmm
 
I’ve chowed too many dates
But that’s what’s in the cake
Won’t let this chicken go to waste, mmm-mmm
Still room here on my plate, mmm-mmm
 
Mince pies keep coming
My mouth just can’t stop moving
It’s like I got this food thing
In my mind, 
Saying, "I’m gonna eat all night."

Cause my hips I’m gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
And the tummy will inflate, flate, flate, flate, flate, 
 
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
Shake & bake, shake & bake
 
Your six pack’s now a crate, crate, crate, crate, crate, crate, 
And your belt is gonna break, break, break, break, break, break, 
 
Won’t say no to cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
I’ll work it off, I’ll work it off