Darren’s Christmas Wish List

Dear Santa

I have everything I need really…

I have my health, the most amazing daughter in the world & the best job in the universe so this year for my Xmas request I would like to gift my gift to my team if that’s alright with you..?

Please Santa would you give Natarah a baby. I know she wants one and with all the work we give her here at East Coast Radio I don’t know if she and her husband have the time or energy to make their own so if you could drop one off for her that would be super!

Please can you give Good Guy Gabe an extra 4 or 5 inches of height?  He so badly wants to be taller that he puts the seat in his Jaguar all the way back and even the angle has the headrest visible through the rear windows so I think he thinks he is 6 foot 4” instead of his 5 foot 6”. If not then maybe a convertible will help compensate.

For Michael Zuma (Not JZ’s brother – same name different address) could you send him an updated version of the world map. You see he always arrives almost exactly an hour later than the rest of the team and I think he is confusing his time zones, or give him a more accurate timepiece.

The same Map or timepiece for our social media bokkie Tanya for the opposite reasons, she arrives almost exactly an hour earlier than anyone else.

Please send Gorgeous George an updated copy of his family tree because his present one doesn’t display that he is the love child of Chewbacca and Cousin IT.

Santa, you have covered almost every inch of planet Earth and if anyone can find something lost it would be you. Can I ask you to look out for Kevlar Kev’s real South African accent and return it to him because he has been borrowing The Prince a Wales’ for so long, I think the Prince would like his back.

But if it is impossible to gift a gift and your present choices tend toward the material and I was forced to make a Xmas list…

Here it is.

Tesla electric car
A ticket for Virgin Galactic Space trip.
A completely self-sufficient off-the-grid holiday home in the midlands.
That’s all.
I’ll have your Milk and Cookies ready.